睡前一贴。。。今天挺郁闷的。。。
http://c.ilike.com/d/0000/581/0000581599.mp3哎 睡觉去了。。。
今天的BGM放的轻快些吧。。。
晚安咯。。。
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
今天，我在上课的时候睡觉。我的JJ石更了，而且我穿的是很宽松的裤子。我的老师走了过来一把抓住了我的JJ——她以为那是我手机。FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
今天，我听见了我的姐姐在她的房间里面ZW。为了逃出去，我带着狗出去遛了遛。我回来的时候正巧碰见她出来，手里拿的东西是——我的电动牙刷。FML
Today, this really attractive woman that I’ve known for years told me that when I can have ** with her standing up, she’ll have ** with me. I’m confined to a wheelchair. FML
今天，一个我认识了很久的很性感的女人跟我说，如果我能站着和她做，她就和我做。我残疾坐轮椅。FML
Today, I was having ** with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed “Yes Brittany!” at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML
今天，我在和我的男朋友OOXX。当他要丢了的时候，他突然声嘶力竭地大喊“太棒了Brittany！！”我的名字不是Brittany.Brittany是他的妹妹。FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type ‘virginia’ into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for ‘virgin boy assholes’. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I’m a young guy. FML
今天，我老板叫我去他的办公室，要给我看一个可能成为我们的商业伙伴的公司的网站。当他在谷歌里面打“Virginia”这个词的时候，网站把他的搜索自动补完成了他最近才搜索过的词条——“小处男的菊花”。我明天就要和他一起出差。我是个年轻男人。FML
晚安~我一会也要睡觉咯 夜猫的生活 才刚刚开始 双语版的呢 那个英文的是你的机遇吗、、、 LZ真有心情,中英對照....{:KB73:} 嘛……今天我困了……晚安…… 楼主要好好保住菊花{:KB13:} 欸。。。怎麽這麽多羊文 - = 起床各种瞎狗眼 真好。中英对照好喜欢的说 现在是早上吧！！ 嘿嘿你冲会员了。。。 我这文盲表示除了FML什么都看不懂...
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